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Total Medals Earned: 1,555 (From 317 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 19,990 Points

Last Dance (Part 1)

Medals Earned: 7/8 (35/60 points)

Concequences is my middle name! 5 Points

Whatever that's supposed to mean.

Magic Hands 5 Points

Make your mother proud.

Nintendo's Apprentice 5 Points

That's not how Mario did it.

Pinnacle of Idiocy 5 Points

I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.

Respect for the Narrator 5 Points

You must have some in order to survive.

Sunrise 5 Points

Only available in happy endings.

The Gentleman's Way 5 Points

Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Lava and Aqua

Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)

4 Levels 5 Points

Complete 4 levels.

8 Levels 10 Points

Complete 8 levels.

12 Levels 25 Points

Complete 12 levels.

16 Levels 25 Points

Complete 16 levels.

20 Levels 50 Points

Complete 20 levels.

24 Levels 100 Points

Complete 24 levels.

Lazer Cutter

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)

First Cut 5 Points

Complete first level

Battery is half full 10 Points

Complete 8 levels

A job well done 25 Points

Complete all levels

Great Work 50 Points

Complete all levels with 'A' rating

Professional apprentice 50 Points

Complete 8 levels on Professional difficulty

Professional Work 100 Points

Complete all levels on Professional difficulty

LAZY SANTA

Medals Earned: 5/12 (40/270 points)

Robin Hood 5 Points

Get bounced up by the robin

White Christmas 5 Points

Collect the white present

Black is the new white 10 Points

Collect the black present

Storker 10 Points

Be dragged by the stork

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Evidence 10 Points

Submit your score

Fan 10 Points

Become a fan

Absolutely Stocking 50 Points

Collect the stocking

Mass Collector 50 Points

Collect 250 presents in a run

Mo Farah 50 Points

Play three runs

Usain Bolt 50 Points

Reach 5000m with a single elf

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Leaks

Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/445 points)

First Level 5 Points

beat first level

Burn recovery 10 Points

recover burn energy

Combo Maniac 10 Points

kick 30 bricks in a row

C'mon! 5 Points

kick 500 bricks overall

Warm Up 5 Points

kick 100 bricks in one level

Extra Life 10 Points

get an additional life

Far Far Away... 10 Points

reach 500m mark

Insanity 10 Points

survive after the ball speedup

Slower please! 10 Points

slow down 2 times in a row

Tough Guy 10 Points

kick 200 bricks in one level

Unstoppable! 10 Points

kick 1000 bricks overall

Ball Controller 25 Points

kick 60 bricks in a row

Hurt me plenty 25 Points

kick 5000 bricks overall

Only Hardcore 25 Points

kick 500 bricks in one level

Real Ace 25 Points

reach 1000m mark

Arkanoid God 50 Points

kick 100 bricks in a row

The Legend 50 Points

reach 2000m mark

Top Water 50 Points

reach maximum water level

Completed 100 Points

beat all levels

Level Up!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 100 Gems.

Time Waster 5 Points

Play to day 7 and beyond.

Gem Connoisseur 10 Points

Collect All Giant Gems.

Gem Hoarder 10 Points

Collect 400 Gems.

Moving the Mail 10 Points

Find all the checkpoints in the level.

Dashing Course Legend 25 Points

Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.

Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points

Fill out every entry in the Codex.

Gem Addict 25 Points

Collect every Red Gem on the Level.

Mad Skills 25 Points

Buy every skill.

Grinding Maniac 50 Points

Max out every single level type.

Heartbreaker 50 Points

Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.

Insomniac 50 Points

Complete the game without ever sleeping.

Obsessive 100 Points

Get 100% completion.

MADNESS : Family Duels

Medals Earned: 5/13 (75/460 points)

Shut up 5 Points

Defeat the boombox man

Bite me 10 Points

Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"

Piss off 10 Points

Defeat the A.T.P. engineer

Eat shit 25 Points

Defeat Mag Agent: Torture

Fuck you 25 Points

Defeat Sanford and Deimos

...and fuck you too 50 Points

Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Madness Accelerated

Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/275 points)

Level 10 25 Points

Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!

Level 25 50 Points

Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!

Max Ammo Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded max ammo 5 times.

Max Default Ammo Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded default ammo 5 times.

Max Health Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded health 5 times.

Max Speed Upgrade 25 Points

Upgraded speed 5 times.

Level 50 100 Points

Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.

Madness Roulette FREE FULL GAME

Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)

Welcome Jeremy 100 Points

Played my game

Grunt Got 100 Points

Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign

Sanford Success 100 Points

Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign

Deimos Done 100 Points

Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign

Hank Happy 100 Points

Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign

Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 6/16 (80/480 points)

Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!